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!that embarrasing moment when you fake a call then a real one comes...!lol.
Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer" since she is always right...
Man, that .01% of germs that can´t be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad a$$ sh!t
I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
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You may think it`s bad grammar but I assure you it`s just laziness.
CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 13th woman he`s called "beautiful" on Facebook today.
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
I`m a fantastic secret-keeper because, deep down, I really don`t care enough to actually talk about it to anyone else.
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy.
This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been notified.
Day Light savings this weekend is pissing me off, we will lose a hour we will never get back...........wait...thinkin`.....I guess we do....carry on...
I hate to call it "one night stands"... I prefer the term "auditions"