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I may not look good naked, but I`m a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
So tell me, does it hurt to be so full of sh!t?
They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
I wish my GPA looked like the gas prices right now...
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee!
If I ran my legs as much as I did my mouth, I`d be in fantastic shape.
There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those goddamned losers has decided to become Batman.
I`m leaving my body to science fiction
Iām in no shape to exercise.
A normal person is just someone you don`t know well enough yet.
On a scale of 1-10, I give this day a middle finger.
There is no time to check time
i didn`t know i had a facebook account until now
I`m having an out of money experience.