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Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce.
I don`t always have awkward moments, but when I do I make sure I write them on Facebook so my friends know how awkward they were.
I use to be addicted to soap, but now I`m clean
There really should be awards for getting out of bed.
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. No, it doesn`t sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can press the snooze button.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We`ll see about that.
The guy below me obviously has never seen R2-D2.
Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That`s how this works.
The secret to a successful lemonade stand is vodka.
Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
I hate getting paid and being broke all in the same day!! :(
Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman.
Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.