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I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don`t know whose side I`m on.
Do women know that it`s perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?
I wanna steal a Krispy Kreme truck and go on a high speed chase just because it`d be funny to watch a bunch of cops chase a donut truck
You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
There is literally no way of knowing how many chameleons are in your house.
I don`t have ADHD. I have ADOLS. Attention deficit..OH LOOK! Skittles!
Mashed potatoes really beg the question: “what else could we massively improve by squashing the hell out of it?”
Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.
I know she`s talking about rain but I don`t like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches
If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it`s an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island.
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile.
Trix commercials just teach kids that sharing is bad.
24 astronauts were born in Ohio.....What is it about that state that makes people want to flee the Earth?