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Kiss me I`m Irish, put a little tongue in it, I`m French too
"I guess you`re right." - No one on the internet ever
I need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash.
Sometimes you have got to talk to a 3year old toddler in order to understand the meaning of happiness in life.
thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
I don`t have ADHD. I have ADOLS. Attention deficit..OH LOOK! Skittles!
No matter how much you push the envelope - it`ll still be stationery.
This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
I don’t need your attitude. The voices in my head are enough
Not to brag, but my bathroom floor is so clean I can sleep on it. Apparently.
My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn`t believe in reincarnation either".
I just realized that Mr. Rogers had the first man-cave.
If you watched the story of my life backwards, you`d see an incredibly inspirational story about hair growth, weight loss, and vastly improved athletic ability.
Trying to remain humble but I’m the most famous person in my living room right now.
Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door.