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The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can`t hear you" over and over
My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means he can eat anything off the floor if he waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter.
Life lesson: you never have to feel ashamed of anything you buy as long as you buy a birthday card at the same time
I don`t know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with...
Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
The judge says I`m a repeat offender, but he always says that.
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming
How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
I hate when people say, "I gotta get my body right for the summer." ...like, wtf are you going to do about your face???
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
It`s impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
Don’t get me started. I don’t come with brakes.
Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about
Not sure if I logged into Facebook or the Cartoon Network.