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More food should come with prizes inside it.
I accidentally wore green today. And I probably will be drunk later but NOT because it`s St. Patrick`s Day, because it`s Monday.
If there`s one thing I`ve learned, it`s that I should have learned some other stuff.
Hold that pose. My camera is ringing.
I bet Batman`s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he admits.
??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
OMG, you guys, there`s a button on this stove that says "Stop Time". Should I press it??
I put the hot in psychotic.
Jehovah`s witnesses would probably be welcomed into more houses if they brought booze or cookies.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, he`s trying to bust a move.
When people see ghosts, why aren`t they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
How I talk: 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both.
You never truly appreciate Newton’s laws of motion until you’ve sneezed while going to the bathroom.
Girls here`s an idea, instead of spending all that money on makeup. Just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.