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*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate...
When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?
dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
I don`t know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
You tell me I`m crazy, the voices tell me I`m not. 4 against 1, so........
LIKE IF you… walk into a room, forget what you need, walk out, and then remember.
I know money talks but I wish mine had a better vocabulary instead of just β€˜Spend me’.
If you don`t like me now, you won`t like me later because I just get worse.
I do my best proofreading after I hit `send`.
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like β€œtiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that
Have you ever held your money and thought "I hope this hasnΒ΄t been up a stripperΒ΄s butt"
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don`t forget that they forgave you and forgot about it.
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn`t? ... Yeah, I don`t have one of those.