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Tomorrow the world shall be ours! Until then, good night my evil minions!!
Hmmmm, thats odd. . . .According to this height / weight chart. . . . I`m too short.
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
If life gives you lemons make grape juice than lay back and watch people wondering how you did it;)
I got pulled over for drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn`t even know I was driving.
What if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs?
My favorite thing about naps is that I don`t have to talk to people during them
It`s pretty amazing how many times my daughter likes to say "it`s not fair!" considering she has never had to pay taxes
As if " cray cray" wasn`t irritating enough, people have started shortening it to " cray"....that`s just stu stu
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
Trust me , as you get to know me , i just get weirder.
The key to a successful relationship: Tools > Internet Options > Clear history.
"What`s wrong?" "Oh it`s personal" Then, why`d you post it to Facebook.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I’d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.