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How do they put the "do not walk on the grass" signs up?
Why does the need to pee intensify by million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house.
Clearly the people that design refrigerators don`t know me if they think one tiny cheese drawer and two giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.
In light of recent events, I have no choice but to deduct a full star from my Yelp review of Earth.
Who knew adulthood would involve so much Advil?
According to these court documents, the way to a woman`s heart isn`t through her bedroom window.
I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
No matter how loud you crank the bass, it`s still a minivan.
Pretty nice opinion you got there. It`d be a shame if someone were to...not give a sh*t about it
It`s ok, ghosts, no-one believes in me either.
As funny as it might be, It`s never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
I wish I had the kind of life my spam folder thinks I have!
I`ve found a new coping mechanism....................COOKIES!
"Half a dozen" because saying `6` is way too long...
You`re really cute, can I suck the life out of you? - women