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Netflix is raising rates again? Man, whoever`s password I`m using has got to be pissed!
I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
Prostitution must be a hole sale business.
when i was little my dad told me that the icecream man only played music when he ran out of icecream well played dad well played
Today I am thankful that I don`t post what I am thankful for on Facebook, every day in November. Or ever.
It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.
Shouldn`t the Air and Space museum be empty?
I don`t even think it`s possible for a bear to cook porridge.
Mac & Cheese doesn`t contain many vitamins, so it`s important you always eat a bunch of it.
I would unblock you but then I`d be admitting I`d made a mistake and that`s just not my thing.
“I saw that.” -Karma
I usually want to post intelligent and witty comments. But I end up posting stupid and funny ones so my friends can understand them.
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
Do Hostess employees have Snowball fights?
Coffee? I`ll have a cream soda ... One cup of coffee and I`m up all afternoon.