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is 100% sure that you are looking at my status. (:
Was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer...
If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, there is no question. I would want them to be alive.
Everyone is gifted......But not everyone opens their present
If you think I wrote this status update in the nude, you`re wrong. I`m wearing a sombrero and a candy necklace.
So another day has come and gone and I still haven`t used algebra
likes beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate major events such as the my birthday or the fact that that it`s Monday.
Siblings – the only people who will pick on you and then kick the a$$es of anyone else who does it.
If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written “eff off forever” instead of “keep in touch” in your yearbook.
Just completed my sexual harassment training and I think I`m finally ready to start harassing people.
I hate it when spiders just sit there acting like they pay rent.
Setting an alarm is how we ruin days that haven`t even started yet.
Some days the problem is I care too much… Today was not one of those days…
Just called the fire department to tell them that dogs pee on fire hydrants so they should probably all wash their hands.
Does this floor I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?