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Flat screens are nice and all, but they`ll never compare to the television/record player/ liquor cabinet combo extravaganza we had as kids.
I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me "sweetie" too.
If your wife asks you if you know where the broom is, it`s not a good idea to ask her if she is going somewhere.
“But I read somewhere…” -me about to make some sh!t up.
People who don’t like pizza are people you don’t need in your life.
Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn`t made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it`s fun to push things down the stairs.
The correct answer to "How are you?" is "Fine." If you ever stray from that dialogue, please know that nobody gives a sh!t.
I cannot turn water into wine but, I can turn ice cream into breakfast so that’s pretty neat.
Most difficult job ever.......Working in a bubble wrap factory......Imagine the self control needed.
Nothing says "under the thumb" like a joint Facebook account
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
When I say "Have a nice day." Remember the f*cker on the end is silent.
I heard recently on the radio that, "If a man looks at womens breasts for 10 mins a day he will add 5 years to his life".. Can anyone confirm this?!! If so what are we waiting for?