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Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
If I had a nickel for everytime I told myself I`d quit smoking, I could buy a lot more cigarettes
200 pictures of you at the bar and 2 pictures with your kids. You must be quite the mom.
FYI: Push-up bras don`t actually help you do more push-ups :(
"Three blind mice" is probably the most popular nursery rhyme about animal cruelty
It’s funny how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you.
The truth is, men put the lids on jars that tight so you’d need us, we’re not that stupid.
I never said "you were stupid" I said "you are stupid", there`s nothing past tense about it!
I`ll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones
The problem in general terms is that people suck.
Roses are cars, violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Eyeballs.
roes are red violets are blue he`s for me not for you if for any chance you`ll take my place i`ll use my fist and smash your face
There is a 99.9% chance I am hungry.
I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...