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A good husband is like a bra. He should be supportive and help support your burdens, but mostly he`s just there to touch your boobs.
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
I didn`t get your text (phrase) - I got your text, I was just too lazy to respond.
I am the undefeated champion of this”smooshing-down-the-garbage-so-I-don’t-have-to-take-it-out-for-another-day” game.
"My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
When I woke up this morning everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with exact replicas... WEIRD..
I haven`t crunched all the numbers, but early calculations show that a large percentage of people don`t care what you think.
Sometimes when it rains I go outside with a cocktail umbrella and pretend I`m a Giant.
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective.
When a guy says "I`m Fine" what he is really trying to say is that he is fine.
The more I know, the more I forget! The more I forget the less I know! The less I know, the less I forget! The less I forget, the more I know!!!
Apparently I`d rather debate in my mind whether or not to get up and pee than sleep.
gua suka sama kamu