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Don`t ask me for advice, my answer is always get them drunk.
About to try ordering subway without saying um... Wish me luck!
I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex.
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
"Why do you hate me"? I say as I attempt to hold my cat like a baby
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
"Something`s wrong. He`s never walked this far before."- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them.
If your drug dealer is always on time he is a cop …
I can make your gf scream louder than you can. - Spider
Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution Bitches Be Trippin
There is 1 mosquito in my apartment. I have 50 bullets. Let`s dance.
Mister Rogers didn’t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
Walmart needs observation decks.
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine. And you know what else? Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine.