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Every woman in this world is beautiful...........except for the ugly ones!
I`m so unlucky with women? I visited a massage parlour the other day..and they told me it was "self - service"
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
I hope you all have a prosperous New Year ... I may have to borrow money.
If you smoke after sex, you`re doing it to fast.
When I`m at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend.
My favorite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
How many people actually tell everyone that you said Hi.
You`re not living life right if you don`t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says "Never Mind".
I know how to wink my eye in like twelve different languages.
Just read an article about a new species of spider in Sri Lanka that is the size of an average human`s face. In an unrelated matter, I have decided to NEVER visit Sri Lanka.
Receipts are just short-stories about how stupid you are with money.
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join an XXX Facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really really big shirts.