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And, yet another day I’ve gone without using calculus.
I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
I’m just like everyone else: I put my straight jacket on one buckle at a time.
RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.
If you speak too slowly, I will complete all your sentences in my mind in ways that makes your story much more interesting
I had been dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone! :O
You are so selfish! You´re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!
So far my bracket is perfect! I can`t wait to fill the rest of it in.
Nothing says `I dont take you seriously` like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day to the fool that gave up alcohol for Lent.
If there`s no god then how do you explain yoga pants?
How am I supposed to get any work done with all this work I have to do?
When children shy away, I say, "I don`t bite. Not hard anyway!" Then I laugh and bite them hard. They need to understand life`s not easy.
I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.