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I don`t believe women belong in the kitchen... because men are better at that too
I can`t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
One person forgetting to take their medication can really liven up a mundane day at the office.
Dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows
Did you know that running for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 63%?
It`s gonna be hotter than Billy Ray Cyrus after watching his daughters performance on the VMA`s tomorrow!
Everything just seems much better when you`re in denial
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
Shot my first turkey today...scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!
If you`re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes!
Autocorrect changed "you`re so wise" to "you`re so wide", and now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home.
Hibernation should be a human thing too.
Better late than pregnant.
That sound you hear when you already closed the cupboard & hear something fall -yeah, that’s the sound of someone else’s problem.
iTunes got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.