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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn`t predator an alien too? They should`ve just called it "Some Aliens"
It`s not so much that I wanted to drink the whole bottle of wine, I just couldn`t figure out how to get the cork back in it.
Somebody has to be awesome…might as well be me.
I don`t believe in karma, but I do believe in punching people in the face.
I hate when I spend the extra money to buy organic vegetables only to get home and find out that I bought regular donuts.
Well, the people outside are frightful.
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways
If you haven`t used your fingers to "expand" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you`re not me.
I haven`t crunched all the numbers, but early calculations show that a large percentage of people don`t care what you think.
Some days should come with a warning label: This day is going to suck, bring alcohol.
If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
Gotta admire people who drive with one hand holding on to a mattress tied to the roof.
Are you reading this from a toilet? I`m writing this from one.
The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it "Contains Peanuts" makes me extremely nervous for the human race.
Why do people freak out about dolphins getting caugh in tuna nets? What about the tuna?