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Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
I`m in hospital after eating what i thought was onions instead they were daffodil bulbs. Its ok doctors say i will be out in spring.
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax, We get it you`re unoriginal and watch SOA ... Hold on my daughter Grey`s Anatomy is crying.
I generally don`t hang out with people who are missing digits on their feet. It`s not that I`m a jerk. I`m just lack-toes intolerant.
Iām sad when my food is over.
I`m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off a bunch of sh!t all at the same time.
This is my first status of 2017. Yeah, I thought it would be better too.
The best thing about living in the southern U.S. is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense.
Never ask a Leper to "give you a hand", seriously, don`t........................
You`re right, vodka. This is the perfect time to use a hammer.
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?
"My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever.