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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
Welcome to my Facebook wall. Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy . . . have fun!
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it.. it makes me cry.
I`m a Leader not a follower. Unless it`s a dark place...then you`re going first!
Do you think retailers in Colorado have seen an increase in the sales of Easy Bake ovens and Brownie mix?
I don`t really work, I just kinda stand around and be awesome.
Just tried to parallel park. 5 people are injured, 3 critical, 6 missing. The casualties continue to mount...
Sometimes I find myself envious of how well Waldo can hide..
Life is a constant battle between my love of food & not wanting to get fat.
I attend weddings simply to hear them two beautiful words that bring so many happy people together...."Open Bar!!"
I`m just saying a sarcasm font could go a loooong way!
The only reason I keep people`s phone numbers in my phone is to avoid their calls..
I`m good at counting cards. I keep ending up with 52.
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn`t? ... Yeah, I don`t have one of those.
My "Kiss me, I`m Irish" shirt only seems to be working on my dog.