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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
My Christmas tree smells like pine, and is hanging from the shift lever in my car.
These ramen noodles taste like payday is next Friday.
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
Telling someone they shouldn`t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they shouldn`t be happy because others have it better.
You know you`re old when you think "pokemon" is a gay rastafarian
I’m giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails.
I drank an energy drink so if anyone needs help packing, pushing your car to a gas station or shaking the leaves off a tree
Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?
I want to be something scary for Halloween so I am going as a positive pregnancy test......
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
Who cares how I got inside your house. What matters is that we`re together now.
"I went to Jared" I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support.
Calories: the little creatures that go into your closet every night and hem the waistline of all your clothes inch by inch