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I smile when I`m having dirty thoughts :)
French people give me the crepes.
Billy Ray Cyrus made a million dollars at a playgirl photo shoot. He just started taking his clothes off and they paid him to put them back on.
I must say I enjoy it more when a girl asks me out. To me, there`s nothing more attractive than that high level of confidence, initiative, and poor judgment.
I wonder how seaworld would react if I walked in there with a fishing pole....
Remember kids, NEVER light fireworks. Let the adults, who have been drinking all day, light them instead!
Momma left strict instructions to knock you out.
I`m already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I`ve given the bird to lots of people today.
We`re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings
If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them
Dating a single mother.... It`s like continuing from somebody else`s saved game.
I have a dream that one day I won`t have to work on MLK Day.
Card on top of gift reads `I want you wearing this tonight` only to open the gift to find NOTHING
Never underestimate the power of cleavage.
I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you`d better do what I meant and not what I said.