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If I go sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I go to sleep early or late?
Urban Dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
The best way to scare a man is to use the urinal stall next to him. This works exceptionally well if you are a woman.
I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn`t tracked me down and proposed to me yet. This is why I hate movies.
No matter what the product, a good way to throw off an aggressive salesman is to interrupt him and ask, “Yes, but does it work on cats?”
Laughter is the best medicine but if you are laughing without any reason, I think you need medicine
when is humpty dumpty going to hatch?
As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ulgy ass hole in a bar.
I`m God`s gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute.
Women who say the quickest way to a man`s heart is through his stomach, have not seen his browser history.
Would you like to save money on your car insurance? Walk ... Just sayin
I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts.
Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)
Don’t judge me because I only have $4 in my pocket. Judge me because I stole it off my daughter’s night stand.
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.