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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
According to Facebook, some people I don`t remember are grilling this weekend.
Who knew rock bottom was so crowded?
My friend on Facebook "Can`t believe its Monday again already"... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur.
If kids get money for losing teeth, what do I get for all this hair I’m losing?
I don`t really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense ... Like a Bear at mile 3
If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024....
If your that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
Putting a light in the refrigerator is God`s way of telling us that it`s okay to eat before going to bed.
The synonym for `reality` is `offline`
So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you’re talking sh!t about them.
A fun part of your 40s is waking up thinking you`re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.
People with no money sure do have a lot of pot.