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Most problems can be solved with nudity
Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.
Laxatives............for people who don`t give a crap.
My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.
If someone hates you for no apparent reason, give them one.
u smile i smile u laugh i laugh u cry i`ll go get a bat and say who`s gonna get it
Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
Sometimes, I wonder if the weather app on my phone even looks outside.
I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?
Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, but part of me wants to go to happy hour.
Now tell me how old your baby is in hours.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village has one.
The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It`s about two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
I Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing