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Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
Love is like Wi-Fi, you can`t see it, but you know when you`ve lost it.
The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
Facial recognition software can pick out a person in a crowd, but this stupid vending machine at work can`t recognize my dollar bill with a bent corner...
Night people could take over the world if we weren’t so busy finding something good on TV.
I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there`s that....
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
If I`m guilty of anything, it`s loving too much. And several outstanding speeding tickets. But mostly loving too much.
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from overexcitement.
Haters gunna hate,potatoes gunna patate!!
Can I tell you how terribly grateful I am that no one had cell phones, iPads or digital cameras when I had to squaredance in P.E.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Remember before we met? I miss those days.
I can see your camouflage pants, so they`re not working.
Trouble is just fun you got caught having.