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I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
It`s Friday! High-five some sh!t!
People in love use phrases like “takes my breath away” and “swept me off my feet”. I think they’re confusing love with attempted murder.
I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they`re going to expire in 2017.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you`re ignorant and make bad decisions.
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone
Does anyone have like twenty thousand dollars they don’t want? Asking for myself.
I`m glad it`s the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the sh!t I should be doing.
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds ... How is that person still alive?
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..
If I ever get to an age where the music from the ice cream truck doesn`t make me excited, pull the plug.
Women and children first because men deserve a little quiet time before the ship sinks.