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A box 5 lb. box of chocolates: $40, Valentines Day card: $3.75, not being yelled at for 35 minutes until the chocolate is gone: priceless!
I wonder how many strangers have stories about me.
If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
Hmmmm what should I buy myself for Valentines day.
I wish we had staff meetings in the garden. The plants would`ve love the fertilizer.
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a cupcake wouldn`t have done this to me."
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy but sometimes I let her sleep instead..
Just spent 20 minutes on the treadmill without breaking into a sweat......tomorrow I might even switch it on!
I`d probably get a lot more done if it wasn`t for me.
Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?
Never hire an Electrician with no eyebrows
Just saw a guy checking out my wife. Good luck buddy. I’m married to her and I don’t even have a chance.
I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.