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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
Whenever I’m bored I stop a stranger and ask “where am I?” and whatever they say I runaway screaming “Hahaha I’m a genius! I can teleport!”
My RSVP : I`ll be attending your wedding alone but consuming enough cake and alcohol for at least two.
Apparently Home Depot`s slogan of "You can do it; We can help" doesn`t apply to masturbation.
If I could just make one thing very clear at this point ... I would.
My doctor said I`m healthy enough for sexual activity ... I`m just not attractive enough.
Three weeks without a signal typo!
I`m not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to sh!t indoors.
Nothing is more heartbreaking than unappreciated sarcasm!
why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
Give a man a fish & he`ll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him.
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn`t have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
People are obsessed with this storm but in a couple months no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno.
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.