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When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened.
Sometimes I like to play God and just ignore everyone when they talk to me.
Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
"My name is Robert and I support apples." -- Bob for apples
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with.
Today`s Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone
"Of course you`re the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder" - alcohol
The sucking moment when you wave to someone & they haven`t noticed you & all are watching you & you feel why you waved in the first place & still you run after the person to stop & say HI
If you like counting to three, you are going to love parenting.
I had a doctors appointment today. He said I was normal! See? I told you!!!
Falling out of bed the fun way. Oh wait, there isn`t a fun way....
My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas cost everywhere.
I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.
Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal