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Let´s drink tequila till you don´t remember what I suggest next..
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways.
I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
People who drive under the speed limit are probably the same people who drink decaf.
People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Tomorrow is Valentines day, a holiday that comes along once a year to remind you that if you don`t have a special someone...I guess your alone.
I`m high as a kite! Let me rephrase that: I`m stuck in a tree.
Only toilet paper deals with more a$$holes than I do.
99.9% of lol’s are lies.
Life is tough. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it like the rest of us.
The girl at the Taco Bell drive thru gave me this “I know your high” look. I snatched my 37 crunchy tacos and got out of there.
You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
There`s not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she`s super hot trip on her high heels.
You`re more inbred than sandwhich filler.