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To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that
Being `clean and sober` means I`ve showered and I`m headed to the liquor store.
Don`t under estimate me... unless you`re trying to guess how old I am or how much I weigh.
Well I was gonna donate blood today until the lady got all personal and started asking "who´s blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
I know the voices aren`t real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.
Donald Trump`s hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.
I bet someone could get really rich opening a business that untangles Christmas lights!
If I`m not in bed by 11PM, then I go home.
Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.
I never mix business with pleasure, ......unless i call an escort.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
What do you mean being awesome for another year isn`t a resolution?
I’m so glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones.