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It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
I`ll never understand why single women waste so much time on dating websites when there are so many eligible bachelors right here in this adult bookstore.
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
I was just chatting with my cat about how being lonely can make a person crazy.
For Display Only` signs on the toilets at Home Depot. Sorry guys my bad. ;)
Tony Romo tried to throw his helmet down in frustration but it was intercepted and returned for a touchdown
A graham cracker is just a white dude selling coke in the ghetto.
If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it....post it on facebook, so we can "like it" and laugh..
Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight… Hoping to get a PS4 in return.
I did a half hour on the treadmill each day last week. This week, I`m up to 1 hour a day. I`m slowly building up to actually turning it on some time in the future.
gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I can´t remember if it´s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up...
When your running down the street on fire, people will get out of your way
Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?
I`ll sell my broken watch when the time is right.