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Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
Had a blast doing my Black Friday tradition!!!! I slept!
Being a vegetarian is hard at first but after a month or so you get used to telling everyone you`re a vegetarian.
You`re about 8 beers away from being my type.
"2 weeks with my baby xoxoxo" lol,calm down romeo&juliet.
When one door closes and another one opens, it`s time to pack up and leave because your house is clearly haunted.
The problem with the world is intelligent people are full of doubts, while stupid people are full of confidence.
It`s just adorable how the Liquor Store cashier always wishes me a good week as if I won`t be back tomorrow.
It’s amazing how long you can hold your farts at the beginning of a relationship.
Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
Me on New Years Eve: “I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.”
I may be stupid but im also dumb! :D
Did you know dryer sheets double as toilet paper and leave your a$$ smelling like meadows and rain drops?
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
No matter how nice I ask random people, nobody will take me to Funkytown.