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Of course I’ll buy a polished rock made into a necklace. I’m on vacation, aren’t I?
They say a woman’s work is never done. Maybe that’s why they get paid less.
I`m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I`m camping, I won`t be covered.
All I ask is to one day live in a house with secret passages.
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
Is that a selfie or did you just photobomb a picture of your filthy bathroom?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
I`ve been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.
is having one of those days where they feels like lighting someones face on fire and then trying to put it out with a fork
Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
“Screw it” – My final thought before making most decisions.
Last night I was thrown out of the casino for misunderstanding the use of the Crap table.
Do you smoke? Smokers: "Yes." Non-Smokers: "Never have, never will." Stoners: "Smoke what?"