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When I was little we didn`t have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.
Like this if you can’t think of a clever status either.
You know you`re getting older when you play GTA and spend 3 hours just walking around the map trying to find where you parked your car.
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.
The Brain ? Forgets what I want to remember, Remembers what I want to forget.
It`s 2014 and somehow we still don`t have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are.
These people keep looking at me like I`m the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
After opening this month`s electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don`t know the man & he doesn`t know you`re eating his popcorn
never realized how awkward it is to study the reproductive system in a coffee shop.. until now.
I prefer to think outside the box because things can get very dark inside it.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
I was in my kitchen cleaning when suddenly I realized OMG! ... I`m late for Facebook!!