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“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so f*ck off
Sorry, kids. It appears ninjas ate all of our Halloween candy.
I’ve been a sucker for boobies since the day I was born.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Accidentally used AOL.com, I betting the employees there are celebrating and think they have a sure future.
Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
Roses are red, violets are blue. god made me pretty,what happened to you?
A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Sh!t Sherlock Research Institute.
I`m doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!
My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
Been there, done that. Hypothetically
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
Just because you`re not paranoid doesn`t mean they`re not out to get you.
I just did some calculations and I`ve been able to determine that you`re full of sh!t.
ever wonder if one day somebody will come knocking on your door and say “Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, can I come in?"