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A dog running a hundred miles to retrieve a stick? That`s pretty far-fetched.
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
When ever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth and drink all the rum inside. It seems to help.
New College Admissions Test ______ not getting into this college: A. Your B. Ur C. You`re D. U`re
You`re never too old to be spanked ...If you play your cards right.
I`d do anything to lose 20lbs. Well, except for eating healthy or working out.
I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
All i ever see on facebook is LBR, TBH, LMS, and all that other crap...
Coffee eyedrops! Another million dollar idea.
Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow.?
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
I`d say that most of my mistakes can be traced back to when I decided to get out of bed. ... just sayin! ;)
So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I`m super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I`m also wearing a cape.