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If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
I had hopes and dreams. Now I have vodka and the internet.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
I`m a good singer. Unfortunately I have a bad voice.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
When I’m getting off a crowded elevator I like to turn & look at someone who’s staying on and say,, “You’re in charge while I’m gone.”
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead, but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first.
The way I figure it, whatever doesn’t kill me has lost it’s chance.
What if dreams are just glimpses of alternate universes?
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
I`m the opposite of psychic. I don`t even know what I`m thinking! ;)
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do... And for those who like country music, denigrate means ‘to speak badly of`.
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
if it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you problems.