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No one sees you when you`re kind, no one sees you when you do a nice thing, but all will see on you when you fart.
Saw a midget go into a store while wearing a KKK outfit and thought... That`s a little racist.
I`ve been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We`ll all be dead soon anyway.
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life.
If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead. I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then.
I watch so many crime shows on Tv, that when I turn off the Tv set, I wipe my fingerprints 0ff the remote.
If you can’t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don’t know where you are!
My job description does not include farting on everyone else`s office chairs but I still do it because INITIATIVE.
I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?
Say what you want about the porn industry. But they are hard workers.
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
Reverse cowgirl. Perfect for when you`re horny, but can`t stand to look at each other !
This day needs more yesterday.
Not to brag,,,, but legally,,, before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof",,, they have to run it by ME.