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cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
Hello 911? Do you think i`m pretty?
You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?
Girls don`t dress for guys, they dress for themselves. If they dressed for guys they would be naked all the time
Every day is a struggle between wanting to lose weight and wanting to eat my weight in pizza.
Was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer...
Pool party at my house, bring ur own pool..
What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
If you don’t feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend… you’re not doing it right.
Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I`ve gotta go find my clothes.
I really like that machine at the gym where you put money into it and snacks come out.
My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5
To all my friends who sent me best wishes for 2013, for 2014 could you please send money, alcohol or petrol vouchers…Cheers!
Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to `Toys For Tots` before you`re eligible for an Xbox?
Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!