Daily Silly Status

Just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider`s web.

drink beer ?? save water

F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.

If its the thought that counts, then I`ve banged so many hot chicks.

Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.

Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.

Looking forward to `Breaking Bad` merchandise. Especially the cook book.

I’m not the kind of person you ever put on speaker phone.

I wouldn`t consider myself someone that litters but I do turn on my windshield wipers while im driving down the road to get rid of that useless flyer some idiot put on my car when I quickly run into the store.

I would unblock you but then I`d be admitting I`d made a mistake and that`s just not my thing.

Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit.

Co-worker: My wife`s an angel. Me: You`re lucky, mine`s still alive.

I went to the store to buy some comdoms and the cashier asked me If I needed a bag ? "I replied No she`s not that ugly"

Remember....... Its not drinking alone if you`re on Facebook ;)

There’s no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know.