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I don`t know how the law of averages works, but you`d think after 25yrs of marriage I`d be right at least once
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall (he also had a pretty good summer too).
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
All women are crazy. But, if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.
I`m not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
I wonder how long I`d be on hold if my call wasn`t important to them.
If video games have taught me anything, it`s that you`ll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss.
Michael Schumacher`s former crew just visited him in the hospital. They changed the wheels on his bed and his drip in 4.4 secs.
We Should Have A Way Of Telling People Their Breath Stinks Without Hurting Their Feelings. Like: "I`m bored, let`s go brush our teeth"
"If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun" ~ My son apparently
Would an obsession with the imperial measurement system be considered a foot fetish?
I can catch a speeding bullet- only once.
people say nobody`s perfect..i made nobody!..
Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again. ;)
Why do they call it "Jew-ish"? Are they not Jew enough?