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I will do a lot of things but admitting I`m cold to my wife who told me to bring a warmer jacket isn`t one of them...
I don`t "get lost". I find creative ways to get places I didnt know I wanted to go.
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it`s strapped to the top of someone`s car.
Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
I would be okay with a ghost in the house if it at least moved a vacuum around the floors once a week.
is pondering why people have a favorite color M&M when they all taste the same!
Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
Whenever a buddy of mine wants to borrow something, I remind them that everything I own has touched my balls.
A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it`s fun to push things down the stairs.
I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.
If my cats have taught me anything, its how to ignore people.
Bacon has protein. Spinach has protein. Bacon is a vegetable.
Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?
I get butterflies in my stomach every time I eat butterflies.