Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
When the zombie apocalypse hits, I know EXACTLY who I`m tripping first...
Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set! ;)
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?
I´m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
If you can´t amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullsh*t
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
I`m pretty sure God just pointed at me and laughed.
It`s all sh*ts and giggles till somebody giggles and sh*ts
4/20? More like 1/5. Stupid stoners forgot how to reduce their fractions.
I`ve noticed that the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter. Couple of my friends are missing...
I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
I try and inspire at least one person everyday to leave me the f*ck alone.