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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
I made a bucket list for when I kick the bucket. Number one: Wear shoes! Ever tried kicking a metal bucket without shoes? Hurt like hell.
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.
They say love is more important than money. I`d like to see them go and try to pay their bills with a hug.
If running away from my problems counts as exercise then yes, I work out a lot.
Never trust a skinny chef
Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself was clearly never married.
If you sneeze near an atheist, they just say "science appreciates you".
I feel sorry for historians, they have such a hard time letting go of the past.
Please drink responsibly this weekend and don`t drink and dri......Wait this is Facebook, most of you probably won`t leave the house! ... Good talk!
If it doesn’t make you afraid to go to the bathroom the next day, it’s not really hot sauce.
I always tell the person at the drive-thru that they are so much prettier than I pictured them when I was ordering.
When i see a person hailing a cab, i run quickly by them and slap them a high five just to boost their enthusiasm!
Sex, drugs and candy crush all have one thing in common. It`s only an addiction if you start paying for it.