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To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce.
To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
Yes I have a dirty mind ... And you`re on it!
I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.
The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons.
The ceiling fan DOES NOT make a good lettuce shredder....
My girlfriend told me that Iām starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman ... What a Joker...
In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I`m right.
Do gun manuals haue a trouble shooting section?
What do women say when they are actually fine?
life is short play naked
Some days should come with a warning label: This day is going to suck, bring alcohol.
I run a non-profit company. It`s not for a good cause or anything, I`m just not very good at business.
You know you had an awesome night when you need sunglasses to get food out the fridge.
I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.