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I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
I’m the kind of guy who dreams about naps while I’m asleep.
DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
We still don`t know sh*t about that airplane. - NEWS
If a girl can kick your a$$ at video games, she’s a keeper.
People like you remind me how lucky I am that my cell phone provider has a block option! Just sayin.
We live in a society that`s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
I hate it when 18 wheelers blow their horns while Im driving, that sh*t wakes me up!
Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
How can there be more horses asses than there are horses?
Did you know you can buy live lobsters? Anyway, can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters.
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
my stomach just growled and it sounded like it said... `Droid`....