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Just seen the new Batman shampoo in Costco. I can`t believe they haven`t paired it up with a conditioner Gordon.
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead, but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
I`m thinkin` Dodgeball........... but with random people..........who don`t know they are playing.............
Remember when the world ended last year?
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We`ll see about that.
Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
I`m fortunate that anger and nicotine have zero calories.
In case of fire, do not use the elevator. Use water...
When in doubt, procrastinate.
Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate.
a walk in the woods helps me to relax and release tension the fact that I`m dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
Does running away from your problems count as exercising? If it is, then I`m one hell of a fitness freak
For the past 3 years I have been planning to write an article on Procrastination!!!
Next time you take your dog for a walk, dress like a cop & pretend to be searching the neighborhood for drugs.