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The recipe said “Set the oven to 180 degrees,” so I did, but now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
My coworker`s inspire me to drink on the job.
tried being normal. Didn`t like the feeling, so I`m going back to being ME.
Who am I calling stupid?? Good question.... What`s your name?!
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends
The difference between me & normal people is the normal
I´m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend. ;)
Learn to fight like you`re the third monkey trying to get on the Ark!
Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
I´m really bored but too lazy to do anything about it.
I`ll be back in five minutes. If I`m not, read this again :D
Well, I`ve officially entered the, "Why did I come into this room?" phase of my life.
During the holidays people have to make a choice between enjoying the holidays or spending it with the relatives.