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Welcome to my Facebook wall. Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy . . . have fun!
That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor...And you don`t know whether to be proud or scared.
It`s true alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it?
The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There’s liquor and you can’t hear them.
sometimes when i`m lonely i`ll fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend that i`m a meatball
I just bought Velcro shoes.... What a rip off!
It`s amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there`s a pill available for it.
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
I`ll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones
The majority of Americans support sending Congress to Syria.
I repaired my blow up doll with superglue.....that was an awkward trip to the emergency room (<>..<>)
I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them.
I`m sorry. . . I didn`t mean to stare. . . it`s just that I have never seen stupid of this magnitude up close before
I`m not naughty ... I`m mischievously creative