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I may not look good naked, but I`m a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
I have a great relationship with Alcohol..
I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
Okay, let’s get this straight. There’s no way everone here has the best boyfriend in the world.
I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
Dear, automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm.... But I wasn`t finished.
It’s a good thing the fate of mankind doesn’t depend on me turning on the correct stove-top burner on my first try.
I don`t understand fat homeless people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I hav 10 fingers bt i usd only.. the thumb to write this...!
I make self-sabotage look like an art form.
How does anything ever get done at the bubble wrap factory?
If your cat has a Facebook page, we can`t be friends.
A world without Facebook would be much more productive.