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*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as I suspected. wind.
My mom never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
Judge: I`ve decided to give your ex-wife $350/month for child support. Me: That`s very generous. I`ll try and kick in a little myself.
I bet if you were in a city getting attacked by huge sci-fi monsters youd run and scream but in the back of your mind youd be like “awesome”
If I have ten pieces of bacon and you take five pieces, what do you have? Thats right., A black eye and a broken hand!
No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it ;)
I totally understand how batteries feel because I`m never included in things either
HR and I apparently disagree on what "debriefed" means.
The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. Must get that from his mother.
When girls flash its called, "girls gone wild" when men flash its call ... "America`s most wanted"
Just assume that we aren’t close enough for you to send me a game invites on Facebook.
are you free tomorrow ?! no I am f**king expensive !!
No matter how fast you run, the serial killer always walks faster.
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?