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If you are hotter than me, wouldn’t that make me cooler than you.
Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then go find somebody whose life gave them vodka and throw a party.
Meditation never worked for me, so I tried something even better..."Beditation"! You lay down close your eyes and you wake up an hour and a half later!
Miley Cyrus could never live in the kind of cold we`re having here. Can you imagine all the poles her tounge would get stuck to?
I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
This prefessor`s nuts. He keeps saying pie is square. I know better, pies are round, cakes are square!
Guys that try to pick up girls on facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it.
I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because I`m not even married.
Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
What scares me most is that some people think I actually know what I’m doing.
I`m sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race.
Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.